Virtual Exercise

From the illustrious NYPost:

PLANNING to lose that last 10 pounds?

Instead of trading ice cream parfaits for baby carrots, just switch cameras - Hewlett-Packard's new line of HP digi-cams trims the fat for you.

Using the $300-to-$400 cameras' new "slimming" feature, owners can make their subjects look 10 pounds thinner.

Unfortunately, the camera increases the subject's apathetic look of laziness tenfold, thus sort-of negating the self-reassuring effect of the "slimming" feature.