Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Our Savior Has Come

For those of us who have not adopted Jesus as our savior and messiah, you'll be pleased to note, that yes, in fact, the time has arrived. Our savior is born. And that savior, as it turns out, is a girl.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had a baby girl this morning named Suri.

Not that I would have expected our savior to be named Jessica, or Sarah, or anything vaguely resembling the most popular top 500 names in the United States, but there you have it.

God save this child. Literally.

1 Comments:

At 9:22 AM, Blogger codemorse said...

Ugh.

When did celebrity baby-news become a viable industry unto itself?

Destroy all movie stars!

Up with the proletariat!

 

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