Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Let Us Sing Praises To Tivo

Tivo, how didst I ever live without thee?

Verily, thou art Deux Ex Machina. Verily, I am but a humble, wide-eyed boy before your peerless power.

I wouldst lay upon your cool-and-reassuring surface such offerings as I have, were I not most afraid of smitings by the Lord, my God.


At 4:09 PM, Blogger Scott Roche said...

Ted Turner?


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