Survey Says....?

I took a poll over at DailyKos on whether "Why Mommy Is A Democrat" is a book that you'd read to your own children. Here are the scintillating results: Q: Is This Book Something You'd Read Your Children?
Yes, I Think The Democratic Party IS The "Moral" Party, And Our Children Should Learn That Early	31 %
Yes, Because Even Though Democrats Aren't Actually "Moral" As An Entity, They're Still Better Than Those Goddamn Republicans	9 %
Yes, Because This Shit Is Hilarious.	5 %
Yes, Because I Need Something To Read After Toking	3 %
Maybe, If It Comes With A Stuffed Toy Jackass Like The One On The Cover	0 %
Maybe, If Dick Cheney Appears In The Book As An Anthropomorphic Bear Who Growls A Lot	1 %
Maybe, As A Gift To That Friend Of Mine In Williamsberg Who Like Weird Kids Books Like "Everybody Poops"	3 %
No, Because Indoctrinating Your Children Into A Party At That Age Is Borderline-Clinical Behavior	41%
No, Because, As Far As I Can Tell, This Story Contains No Anthropomorphic Cheney-Bears	1 %
No, Because I Hate My Mommy	0 %