Bastion! Say My Name!
Posted by Codemorse
"We haven't spoken to anyone else for thousands of years...so we started talking to ourselves."Truly a sad day. According to BBC News one of the world's oldest creatures, Harriet the tortoise, died earlier this morning.
I'm firmly convinced that "Harriet" was simply a convenient pseudonym. The tortoise's picture (above) clearly shows her to be, in fact, Morla the Ancient One. This can only mean that The Nothing is fast approaching. I look forward to Al Gore's documentary on the subject, and to being eaten by a freaky-looking wolf thing.
posted by MMorse @ 8:42 AM
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3 Comments:
Your horse Artax is sinking in this bog of a reference. Please don't make me remember this or it's Limahl-warbled theme song.
But I so enjoy your torment, Kat. It's like sweet, aged Port.
Bastion! Why won't you just give me a name!
*heart*
AMOSE
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