Lookinfor A Hot Young Hootersgurl To Go Ham Shootin Wit

Part of me says that this can't possibly be genuine, but it's right there on Sean Hannity's "Hannidate" site.

Either way it's a mean-but-enjoyable momentary diversion, courtesy of Jesus' General.

If you're an 18 year-old Hooters gurl from dixi, give "RichnSmooth" a shout. He'd like to take you ham shootin, and maybe buy you some nice stuffs.