Tuesday, November 08, 2005

You Will Never Be This Manly

From Yahoo:

BENTONVILLE, Ark. - It looked like a crime scene, but no charges will be filed after Wayne Goldsberry killed a buck with his bare hands in his daughter's bedroom. The engagement lasted an exhausting 40 minutes, but Goldsberry finally subdued the five-point whitetail deer that crashed through a bedroom window at his daughter's home Friday.

Of course, there was always the non-fatal option...

On Monday in Pine Bluff, the principal of Coleman Elementary School rid his building of a deer by opening a door.

But what sort of story does that make? Give me fourty-minute deer wrestling!


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