Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Satire!

July 4, 2007
American citizens will now be compelled to allow British soldiers to live in their homes, thanks to a new signing statement from President Bush.....While precisely which British soldiers are to live in which homes remains unclear, the signing statement is clear and unambiguous, according to a press release on the White House website.

The statement, in Bush’s handwriting, contains the complete text of the Third Amendment — “No soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law” — crossed out, with the words “Hey, Bigtime, we missed one! Bring on the redcoats!” and what appears to be a smiley face added underneath.

(courtesy of thismodernworld)

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