Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Spam A Lot

Posted by codemorse

Ah, spam. Somewhere in my internet travels, I apparently attracted the interest of "male enhancement drug" advertisers. I've been getting countless emails telling me to "increase your stamina!" and "pump up your love life!"

But the single greatest subject line I've yet to see arrived this morning:

enjoy the confidence of more explosive ejaculations

Explosive ejaculations? Does that sound horribly painful to anyone else? Just me? 

Alternate subject lines for future advertisers:

"enjoy the confidence of having your genitals go nuclear"

"Realize the power of owning WMD's...in your pants."

"Create your own rigid dictatorship."


 

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