Thursday, July 13, 2006

Unholy Trinity

Posted by codemorse

Starting next week we'll be welcoming a third commentator to the hallowed halls of Codemorse.

Please welcome Scott to the Codemorse family with the usual bottle of champagne and wedgies. He's been a long-time frequenter of our comments section and his own blog, Wrandom Wramblings, reports on religious, political, and technological points of interest.

He'll be shoring up our mighty defenses with postings on the latest in today's technology - what it means for Joe and Jane Sixpack, and how it'll affect the way we live and the way our government governs. He'll also be dropping some science on us with his thoughts on religion, politics, and whatever else he feels like.

This expansion is the first step toward Codemorse 2.o, which will launch later this summer in a glorious and possibly dangerous explosion of unhindered and uncensored thought.

Bring your safety glasses.


At 2:51 PM, Blogger Jabawacefti said...


I didn't even get a vote on the new kid.

What's up with that?

Well, in the interests of appearing Democratic, and even assuming my vote only counts for 5% of the entire vote, I will, ex post facto, vote in favor of allowing Scott to join as poster.

On one condition. He buys the next round.

At 3:11 PM, Blogger Scott Roche said...

Dude, I always buy at least one round. So no sweat.

And pocket protectors, don't forget those. Being the team geek n all.

At 3:12 PM, Blogger codemorse said...

That's the only reason he's in. All the beers are on him, now.

I try to be fairly democratic about this stuff, but this one was a no-brainer.

At 3:39 PM, Blogger Jabawacefti said...

That's too bad you didn't consult me then. No brainers are my specialty.

At 3:49 PM, Blogger codemorse said...

With respect, while 90% of the decision-making here is democratic, it is sort of my site.

Though I can assure you that any plans to have Michael Moore guest-blog havee been put on permanent hold.

At 4:05 PM, Blogger Jabawacefti said...

Look at you pulling rank.

Sir yes sir!

Didn't mean to eyeball you, Captain, but I was merely blinded by your radiance and forgot my place for a minute.

Well, be that as it may, I am going to pretend, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, that I was consulted and I voted to allow Scott. It pumps up my self worth and makes me feel like I matter.

At 5:07 PM, Blogger Scott Roche said...

Check this.

"Though I can assure you that any plans to have Michael Moore guest-blog havee been put on permanent hold."

Well dang, I'm out then. And by out I don't mean out-ed. Because I'm not gay and Jabs you really need to stop looking at my butt. It's making me uncomfortable. And not in a good tingly sort of way. But I've said too much. Can we have a group hug?

And if I'm buying all the beer then I'm getting some sex outta this. Non gay sex. Adn I'm not a homophobe.

At 10:55 PM, Blogger codemorse said...

Dude, you've got to seriously lower your expectations here. This damn blog doesn't get me any sex, why should we get you some?

At 10:08 AM, Blogger Jabawacefti said...

If the blog ain't getting you sex, then you be using the blog all wrong.

The conversation should go something like this:

You: Hey lady (or "man," for Scott), wanna come check out my blog?

Sweet Lady: Absolutely, if you promise to show me those biceps as well.

You: That won't be a problem.

Unless your wedding is in two months, and the conversation goes like this:

Me: Hey beautiful, wanna check out my blog entry today?

My wonderfully adoring fiancee': No.

Me: Cool.

At 10:28 AM, Blogger codemorse said...

It's amazing how much your conversation with your fiancee reminds me of similar conversations with my own sweet love.

Me: The blog is going great!

Her: What's a blog?...

At 12:52 PM, Blogger Scott Roche said...

Every time my wife reads my blog she makes her "uncomfortable" face and mutters something about an expiration date on our marriage license.


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