Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Political Rant: Madlibs Edition

Posted by codemorse

I thought I'd help out some of my fellow bloggers with a handy guide to snarky commentary.

You too can heap withering disdain from safe distances (just like us!) with the newly-copyrighted Codemorse Political Rant Madlibs.

All you need is a thesaurus (codemorse tip: big words create the illusion of intelligence!), a little free time, and the crippling narcissism required to run a daily blog.

Here, presented for your edification (big word!), is Codemorse's Political Rant Madlibs template, Blue State edition:


From (news organization/blog):

(current political target)'s recent remarks at (educational institution/conference/cockfight) caused a firestorm of controversy yesterday morning amongst members of the (Black/Gay/Muslim/Circus Clown) community. Speaking with (news organization), community leader, Mr/Ms (community leader) denounced (current political target)'s remarks, demanding an immediate apology.

Obviously, (current political target) doesn't understand (dryly-sarcastic joke on decorum/racism/sexism/other that's probably a little too obscure). If it weren't for (absurd pop culture reference/non-sequitor activity), you'd think this (world/country/city of choice) was (attempting a form of uncomfortable sexual congress). This is all (Current administration member)'s fault.
And here's our Red State edition:

From (news organization/blog):

(current political target)'s recent remarks at (educational institution/conference/Amateur Luge Exhibition) caused a firestorm of controversy yesterday morning amongst members of the (Black/Gay/Muslim/Professional Midget Kiss-Tribute-Band) community. Speaking with (news organization), community leader, Mr/Ms (community leader) denounced (current political target)'s remarks, demanding an immediate apology.

(current political target) is the sort of (overheated and possibly violent - derogatory - description) man/woman who takes (freedom/America/Apple Pie) for granted. If it were up to (current political target), we'd all be (wearing turbans/praising Allah/buttfucking/horrible-fate-of-choice).

Easy peasy, people. Codemorse's Political Rant Madlib is available for use, free of charge. Just remember to tell them who gave you the tools to take on The Man in your pajamas.

2 Comments:

At 8:02 AM, Blogger Scott Roche said...

That makes things MUCH easier. Cheers!

 
At 9:13 AM, Blogger codemorse said...

We're all about making your life a little easier.

 

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