Thursday, July 13, 2006


Posted by codemorse

1. You are given the chance to construct your party's Presidential ticket for 2008. You are told to select a President and Vice President from inside the entertainment industry. Increasingly, politics has become a media-driven enterprise, and your opponents have realized this. They are assembling their own ticket, from the same pool of people. Because you've recently died and come back to life, you now have the ability to see into the future, and know that in three years time, Kim Jong Il will lauch a massive attack on American soil. You also know that no one will believe you if you try to warn them.

Who do you choose, and why?

2. You are drinking whiskeys down at the local dive bar when the drunk beside you turns to you and tells you that he knows whether or not there is a God. You have no reason to believe him, yet you do believe him, implicitly. Whatever he tells you will be the honest truth.

Do you want to know?

3. You are given the opportunity to pick the song played at your funeral. what do you pick, and why?


At 9:35 AM, Blogger Jabawacefti said...

Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Jokingly and seriously. For more reasons than I have time to express here.

Yes. Of course, right. Why would I not want to know?

Amazing Grace. On the bagpipes. Because it's beautiful. And I don't care what my mom says, that's what I'm doing.

At 10:35 AM, Anonymous portia said...

1. I'll think about it. Haven't finished coffee yet.

2. Answer: "I'm so glad for you. I know, too."

3. Jabs stole the good one, though I wouldn't use the bagpipes. Piano all the way for me, baby.

At 10:59 AM, Blogger Jabawacefti said...

Oh, and to follow up on mine, the bagpipes will be played by a dozen burly Scottish men in kilts. And at least one of them will have Braveheart face paint.

At 11:50 AM, Blogger Scott Roche said...

1) Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum. THey both seem like smart compassionate men adn they totally kicked those aliens asses so...

2) Sure. Why not.

3) Pump up the Jam.

At 2:24 PM, Blogger codemorse said...

1. Sam Elliot and Paul Newman. Because badasses can also be compassionate.

2. No, I don't want to know.

3. "Into the Fog" from the movie "Dave."

At 5:47 PM, Blogger Wesley said...

1.Roddy Piper and Keith David(they are better at kickingh alien ass than Smith and Goldblum

2. Sure

3. Hello in There by John Prine


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